Mock Exams

They are appropriately named.

They literally "mock" everything you stand for.

Ha-ha.

I'm so funny.

Now again, it has been one huge ROLLERCOASTER as I walk the fine line between a 38 and a 40. Why, do you ask, does this ALWAYS happen to me? Why?

Because I'm neither smart nor stupid.

And it sucks, because then there's the dreaded concept of being...

*LEGASP*

AVERAGE.

Okay so I'm overdoing it. But really, if you were in my place, you would hate being average, too. I mean, I thought I was a fucking genius when I got 39 last term until this one bespectacled classmate came up to me and drawled "That's it...? Why? Where did you mess up? I got 41"

Yeah.

SHUT UP!!!!!!

So this is it, so far:

English - 6

AGAIN, I HAVE MISSED A 7 BY ONE MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE FUCKING MARK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This happened in the December 2008 exams. The May 2009 ones. The October 2009 ones. AND NOW AGAIN. I'm never going to get there. I'm going to spend all my life being "almost there", even though the adorable Miss Jo has promised me that I will get a 7 in finals. WHO CARES ABOUT FINALS?

Psychology - 7

Despite that mad controversy with Chinai, she announced that I had the best paper in class because I quoted Carl Rogers from his writings in Hunt (1982) - and why? because I had read that on cranepsych. Duh! It isn't like I'm some fucking dork who goes around reading stupid psychology journals published in 1982! Thanks a lot for telling the whole class I did that!

Hmph.

Business - 7

Well. I failed paper 1. 50/80. Would you believe it? Sigh.

But paper 2, I got 92%. So...that kind of helps.

HOWEVER - it's waited 45%,30$ and 25% IS INTERNAL ASSESSMENT!!!!! My internal assessment is so...well....there are no words. In a bad way.

So I need 14/25 to get a 7. I think that should work out, because maybe I'm just being melodramatic again. Recently I've been feeling this way about everything. Maybe I have a strange tropical disease. Although, how would I get one, sitting here, cooped up inside my tiny little room and avoiding the sun like a geeky recluse?

DOUBLE HMPH.

French - 7

Duh. It's French. -_-

Paper 1: 39/41, Paper 2:29/30

Environmental Systems - 6

OK I cannot believe this pattern of failing paper 1's and acing paper 2's that has recently overtaken my life. I failed paper 1, with 30/44. Yeah, SERIOUSLY.

Because I don't know how adding rice paddies to the world will shift global biomes and lead to the downfall of the Universe.

Paper 2: Killed it. 60/65. *feels like amazing environment-chick*


BUT BUT BUT - it still doesn't come to 85% overall. So I need a full 20/20 on labs to get a 7. And boy, am I going to work hard for that. (!!)


Maths Studies - 6

Yeah I don't even want to talk about this.

So, my total comes to: 7+7+7+6+6+6

39!!!!!!

SURPRISE, SURPRISE!!!!!

-_-

So pissed off right now.