Alright, so I'm eight days too late.
But a resolution is a resolution no matter when you make it, right?
So here goes:
1. STOP EATING SO MANY ICY THINGS
This means no more daily fraps from Starbucks. I think I should limit these to once a week unless I want my sinuses to kill me.
2. Gain some weight
I know this seems like a weird resolution, especially considering that most people want to lose weight rather than gain it. But I need the fat if I'm ever going to have sex. OK I know you just re-read that last part, but it's TRUE! Nobody is ever going to want to bang a stick.
3. Blog more
Lookie what I'm doing right meow (inspired by
Cherrybee who really knows why blogs were made :P)
:P
4. Prove all those anti-long-distance bitches wrong
'nuff said
5. Start watching glee :P
6. WORK HARDER + no more late nite shifts!
7. Spend money on ONE expensive nice thing rather than a bunch of crap from Forever21.