What exactly do people put on their first posts? Frankly, staring at the bland whiteness of this box was starting to get to me; which is the only reason I'm even writing something. And as you can tell, I'm not doing it very well.
Rambling is a speciality.
I don't know if I'm proud to say this, but I can ramble about anything and everything. Take this font, for instance. The typewriter look and feel of it makes me feel awfully scholarly. Ah, I can imagine myself with a pencil behind my ear (afterthought: why would I need a pencil if I've got a typewriter? ...anyway), wearing one of those smart black waistcoats, elbows resting on my beer belly, balding..oh or maybe distinguished silver flecks in my thick black hair!
Oh.
Something in my head just reminded me that I'm not an old man. Yet.
Well- anyway. You see what I mean now, right?
I don't think anyone's ever made a worse first impression.